rebecca

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By: Rebecca LaFortune


I am so damn bored.

Waiting for the bus right now.

Can you please save me?


Ha, that kind of sucks.

Maybe you should do something.

Write some more haikus.


There are some people.

They are sitting behind me.

I am eavesdropping.


I hope they are old.

Kick them straight in the walker.

They smell like moth balls.


Gosh darn you, woman!

You made me laugh on the bus!

Well now you must pay!


Ha ha I so rule.

Now I made you embarrassed.

Humiliation.


Well now I must leave.

Thank you so much for helping.

My bus ride is done.